Post by Underlord Hades on Nov 29, 2012 22:49:23 GMT -5
anyone who does trollmegle can post here... just putting this here for lulz
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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: 2o anyone wwant twwo talk or 2ome 2hiit?
▼: T4LK1NG OR SOM3 SH1T SOUNDS D3L1GHTFUL! >:]
▲: oh... hey tz
▲: 2o...not 2ure iif you can tell or not but... ii kiind of had an acciident
▼: OH, NO, 1 C4N T3LL
▼: BUT 1 4M B31NG CONS1D3R4T3 4ND NOT L4UGH1NG MY 4SS OFF
▲: wwell that ii2 con2iiderate of you.... ii thiink
▼: 1T 1S V3RY CONS1D3R4T3!!
▼: YOUR3 W3LCOM3
▲: ye2 thank2...you can't begiin twwo iimagiine howw annoyiin thii2 ii2
▼: YOUR3 R1GHT, 1 C4NT
▲: ju2t ii gue22 iimagiine you and the per2on you ab2olutely hate iin one body
▲: every though 2hared
▲: evvery 2ecret knowwn
▲: ju2t... eww
▼: 1T SOUNDS 3QU4L P4RTS T3RR1BL3 4ND H1L4R1OUS
▲: hiilariiou2 for you maybe
▼: Y3S TH4T 1S WH4T 1 4M S4Y1NG
▲: that fuckiin clowwn ju2t fuckiin dump2 my part2 iin a 2priite and leavve2
▼: SO DO YOU L1K3 SW1TCH T4K1NG CONTROL OF SP33CH 4ND SH1T
▼: L1K3 1M R34LLY CUR1OUS NOW
▼: 4R3 YOU SOLLUX R1GHT NOW OR 4R3 YOU 3R1D4N
▲: both?
▼: OR JUST SOM3 W31RD M4SH UP OF BOTH 4T 4LL T1M3S
▼: L1K3 DO YOU T4K3 TURNS B31NG 1N CH4RG3?
▲: iit'2 confu22iin really
▲: wwell
▲: wwhen wwe actually do agree on 2omethiin wwe talk at the 2ame tiime
▲: but wwhen wwe don't...
▲: wwe kiind of take turn2, iinterupt each other, and generally keep botheriin each other
▼: TH4TS COOL >
▲: not really
▼: NO, 1T 1S!!
▲: ii don't thiink 2o...
▼: W3LL WH4T DO YOU KNOW
▼: 1T 1S TOT4LLY COOL SO YOU C4N SHUT UP
▲: iit'2 kiind of a headache twwo be unable twwo talk becau2e your other half wwon't 2hut up
▼: 3V3RYTH1NG 1S 4 H34D4CH3 FOR YOU
▼: 4SSUM1NG YOU 4R3 F33L1NG SOLLUX-Y R1GHT NOW
▼: 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW
▲: granted... they u2ually don't come iin the form of a fi2h-fa......2hut .. up....2ol....oww....
▲: ju2t...you get the poiint
▼: SORT OF >:/
▲: yeah... iit'2 not vvery cool at all
▲: wwi2h ii could ju2t explode and go back twwo beiin dead
▼: TH3N JUST 3XPLOD3???
▲: ii can't
▼: >:?
▲: liike...ii lack the abliity twwo explode
▼: OH
▼: BUMM3R??
▲: yeah
▲: 2o untiil ii can... ii'm 2tuck
▲: tz...
▲: next tiime you 2ee gam...
▲: clock hiim for me plea2e
▼: GL4DLY!
▲: ju2t... wwhy wwould he thiink thii2 wwa2 a good iidea?
▼: H3S 4 CR4ZY CLOWN
▼: H3 PROB4BLY D1D 1T ON PURPOS3
▲: that he ii2
▼: FOR SH1TS 4ND G1GGL3S
▲: ... wwell hii2 2hiit2 and giiggle2 are not appreciiated
▼: Y34H TH3 SH1TS 4ND G1GGL3S 4R3 PROB4BLY 4LL H1S
▲: mo2t liikely
▲: he'2 probably chuckliin twwo hiim2elf riight noww
▼: WOULDNT DOUBT 1T
▲: you knoww wwhat
▲: 2cratch that punch iin the face
▲: pu2h hiim dowwn the 2tair2...
▲: that'll provve a better poiint
▼: YOU GOT 1T!
▲: you're rather happy twwo do thii2 for me
▼: 1 C4NT ST4ND TH3 GUY
▲: oh really...
▼: 1 WOULD B3 MOR3 TH4N H4PPY TO DO YOUR D1RTY WORK FOR YOU
▲: a2 long a2 iit doe2n't come back twwo biite me iin the gho2tly a22 you can go wwhatevver twwo hiim for wwhat he diid
▼: W3LL 1M PR3TTY SUR3 NOTH1NG W1LL COM3 B4CK TO B1T3 YOU 1N TH3 GHOSTLY 4SS
▼: SO 1 GU3SS W3R3 GOOD!
▲: ii 2oppo2e 2o...
▲: 2o...wwhat'2 been goiin on 2iince wwe diied?
▼: SHRUG
▼: NOT MUCH
▼: OTH3R SPOOKY GHOST SOLLUX FL3W 4W4Y W1TH 4R4D14, 4ND TH3 R3ST OF US H4V3 B33N S1TT1NG ON TH3 M3T3OR FOR FOR3V3R
▲: oh
▲: kkar 2tiill beiing a tiighta22 for leader2hiip?
▼: KK4R
▼: H4H4
▼: NO, H3S 4CTU4LLY B33N SURPR1S1NGLY M3LLOW
▲: wwoww
▼: 4S M3LLOW 4S 4 K4RK4T C4N B3
▲: nevver thought ii'd hear that
▲: ii gue22 beiin on the meteor for forevver made hiim 2top beiing a tool then
▼: SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T, Y34H
▲: ii feel 2orry about mii22iin iit
▼: 1TS R34LLY NOT TH4T F4SC1N4T1NG
▼: K1ND OF S4D, 4CTU4LLY
▼: NOT P4TH3T1C-S4D
▼: BUT
▲: wwell you knoww
▼: S4D-S4D
▲: he u2ually acted liike he had a 2tiick up hii2 a22 wwhen he talked twwo eiither of my halve2
▲: wwhat'2 he 2ad about?
▼: YOU S4Y TH4T 4S 1F 1 DO NOT KNOW
▲: ju2t 2ayiin iit'2 hard for me twwo iimagiine
▼: W3LL 1T 1S V3RY W31RD
▲: oh
▲: wwell ii knoww all about wweiird noww...
▲: 2o... liike...howw 2o wweiird?
▼: W3LL 1 M34N
▼: H3S NOT 4NGRY 4BOUT TH1NGS TH4T MUCH
▼: H3S JUST
▲: wwoww
▼: 4GH 1TS W31RD, OK4Y
▲: iit'2 ju2t not the 2ame you're 2ayiin?
▼: Y34H
▲: ah
▲: yeah... wwhen 2ol and ed wwere dead... 2ome thiing2 wwere liike that twwo
▼: ... OK4Y DONT R3F3R TO YOURS3LF L1K3 TH4T JUST S4Y W3 OR SOM3TH1NG
▼: YOUR3 R34LLY CONFUS1NG M3 H3R3
▲: wwhy?
▲: ...oh
▲: 2orry
▼: L1K3 SUDD3NLY TH3YR3 S3P3R4T3 3NT1T13S WHO 4R3 NOT YOU 1N 4NY W4Y
▼: WH3N TH3Y 4R3
▼: 4ND
▼: 444GH
▲: wwell they kiind of aren't ...
▲: ii mean they are but....
▲: let2 ju2t 2ay outlook2 change and iidentiitiie2 melt twwogether wwhen you prototype twwo troll2 iinto one body
▲: liike a horriible gunk
▲: that'2 me
▼: TH1S WHOL3 D34L 1S QU1T3 ODD
▲: yeah iit ii2
▲: don't tell kkar about thii2....
▼: WONT T3LL 4 SOUL >:]
▲: iit'2 probably the one thiing he wwiill fliip hii2 2hiit about
▲: and not iin the good old wway
▼: Y34H, 1D 1M4G1N3 1TD B3 PR3TTY W31RD
▲: ii don't thiink he could take iit iif he found out
▼: PROB4BLY NOT
▲: 2ame wwiith aar or ffef eiither noww that ii thiink about iit
▼: W3LL 1 C4NT T3LL 31TH3R OF TH3M
▼: TH3YR3 K1ND OF NOT 4ROUND???
▲: wwell liike dream bubble2
▼: 4LR1GHT Y34H GOOD PO1NT
▲: ii mean wwe wwere all there at that 2tupiid party thiing
▼: P4RTY TH1NG?
▲: ... wwere you not a2leep then?
▼: 1 H4V3NT B33N DO1NG 4 TON OF TH4T L4T3LY, NO
▲: wwhere vvrii2 and that ffef giirl wwere goiin at iit?
▼: 1 GOT NOTH1N
▲: maybe that wwa2 an alternate you
▲: oh wwell
▼: SORRY, 1 TH1NK?
▲: no iit'2 fiine
▲: iit'2 not liike you mii22ed much
▲: ju2t twwo giirl troll2 2tartiin a fiight
▲: you knoww howw vvrii2 ii2
▼: Y3334H...
▲: 2ame old 2ame olf wwiith her iit 2eem2
▼: HM >:/
▲: 2o...anythiin el2e neediin addre22ed?
▼: NOT TH4T 1 C4N TH1NK OF
▲: alriight ii 2uppo2e... ii gue22 ii can try twwo get thii2 human twwo get off hii2 a22 then
▼: Y34H S3R1OUSLY DUD3, WHYR3 YOU W4ST1NG YOUR T1M3 T4LK1NG TO M3??
▼: YOU GOT SOM3 SH1T N33DS DO1N!!!!!
▲: becau2e he'2 wa2tiing miine
▲: 2o ii havve twwo do 2omethiin wwaiitiing for hii2 2tupiid a22
▼: 4H
▲: wwell ii 2uppo2e ii'll 2ee you later then
▼: M4YB3 SO
▲: maybe
▲: 2ee ya
----
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: 2o anyone wwant twwo talk or 2ome 2hiit?
▼: T4LK1NG OR SOM3 SH1T SOUNDS D3L1GHTFUL! >:]
▲: oh... hey tz
▲: 2o...not 2ure iif you can tell or not but... ii kiind of had an acciident
▼: OH, NO, 1 C4N T3LL
▼: BUT 1 4M B31NG CONS1D3R4T3 4ND NOT L4UGH1NG MY 4SS OFF
▲: wwell that ii2 con2iiderate of you.... ii thiink
▼: 1T 1S V3RY CONS1D3R4T3!!
▼: YOUR3 W3LCOM3
▲: ye2 thank2...you can't begiin twwo iimagiine howw annoyiin thii2 ii2
▼: YOUR3 R1GHT, 1 C4NT
▲: ju2t ii gue22 iimagiine you and the per2on you ab2olutely hate iin one body
▲: every though 2hared
▲: evvery 2ecret knowwn
▲: ju2t... eww
▼: 1T SOUNDS 3QU4L P4RTS T3RR1BL3 4ND H1L4R1OUS
▲: hiilariiou2 for you maybe
▼: Y3S TH4T 1S WH4T 1 4M S4Y1NG
▲: that fuckiin clowwn ju2t fuckiin dump2 my part2 iin a 2priite and leavve2
▼: SO DO YOU L1K3 SW1TCH T4K1NG CONTROL OF SP33CH 4ND SH1T
▼: L1K3 1M R34LLY CUR1OUS NOW
▼: 4R3 YOU SOLLUX R1GHT NOW OR 4R3 YOU 3R1D4N
▲: both?
▼: OR JUST SOM3 W31RD M4SH UP OF BOTH 4T 4LL T1M3S
▼: L1K3 DO YOU T4K3 TURNS B31NG 1N CH4RG3?
▲: iit'2 confu22iin really
▲: wwell
▲: wwhen wwe actually do agree on 2omethiin wwe talk at the 2ame tiime
▲: but wwhen wwe don't...
▲: wwe kiind of take turn2, iinterupt each other, and generally keep botheriin each other
▼: TH4TS COOL >
▲: not really
▼: NO, 1T 1S!!
▲: ii don't thiink 2o...
▼: W3LL WH4T DO YOU KNOW
▼: 1T 1S TOT4LLY COOL SO YOU C4N SHUT UP
▲: iit'2 kiind of a headache twwo be unable twwo talk becau2e your other half wwon't 2hut up
▼: 3V3RYTH1NG 1S 4 H34D4CH3 FOR YOU
▼: 4SSUM1NG YOU 4R3 F33L1NG SOLLUX-Y R1GHT NOW
▼: 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW
▲: granted... they u2ually don't come iin the form of a fi2h-fa......2hut .. up....2ol....oww....
▲: ju2t...you get the poiint
▼: SORT OF >:/
▲: yeah... iit'2 not vvery cool at all
▲: wwi2h ii could ju2t explode and go back twwo beiin dead
▼: TH3N JUST 3XPLOD3???
▲: ii can't
▼: >:?
▲: liike...ii lack the abliity twwo explode
▼: OH
▼: BUMM3R??
▲: yeah
▲: 2o untiil ii can... ii'm 2tuck
▲: tz...
▲: next tiime you 2ee gam...
▲: clock hiim for me plea2e
▼: GL4DLY!
▲: ju2t... wwhy wwould he thiink thii2 wwa2 a good iidea?
▼: H3S 4 CR4ZY CLOWN
▼: H3 PROB4BLY D1D 1T ON PURPOS3
▲: that he ii2
▼: FOR SH1TS 4ND G1GGL3S
▲: ... wwell hii2 2hiit2 and giiggle2 are not appreciiated
▼: Y34H TH3 SH1TS 4ND G1GGL3S 4R3 PROB4BLY 4LL H1S
▲: mo2t liikely
▲: he'2 probably chuckliin twwo hiim2elf riight noww
▼: WOULDNT DOUBT 1T
▲: you knoww wwhat
▲: 2cratch that punch iin the face
▲: pu2h hiim dowwn the 2tair2...
▲: that'll provve a better poiint
▼: YOU GOT 1T!
▲: you're rather happy twwo do thii2 for me
▼: 1 C4NT ST4ND TH3 GUY
▲: oh really...
▼: 1 WOULD B3 MOR3 TH4N H4PPY TO DO YOUR D1RTY WORK FOR YOU
▲: a2 long a2 iit doe2n't come back twwo biite me iin the gho2tly a22 you can go wwhatevver twwo hiim for wwhat he diid
▼: W3LL 1M PR3TTY SUR3 NOTH1NG W1LL COM3 B4CK TO B1T3 YOU 1N TH3 GHOSTLY 4SS
▼: SO 1 GU3SS W3R3 GOOD!
▲: ii 2oppo2e 2o...
▲: 2o...wwhat'2 been goiin on 2iince wwe diied?
▼: SHRUG
▼: NOT MUCH
▼: OTH3R SPOOKY GHOST SOLLUX FL3W 4W4Y W1TH 4R4D14, 4ND TH3 R3ST OF US H4V3 B33N S1TT1NG ON TH3 M3T3OR FOR FOR3V3R
▲: oh
▲: kkar 2tiill beiing a tiighta22 for leader2hiip?
▼: KK4R
▼: H4H4
▼: NO, H3S 4CTU4LLY B33N SURPR1S1NGLY M3LLOW
▲: wwoww
▼: 4S M3LLOW 4S 4 K4RK4T C4N B3
▲: nevver thought ii'd hear that
▲: ii gue22 beiin on the meteor for forevver made hiim 2top beiing a tool then
▼: SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T, Y34H
▲: ii feel 2orry about mii22iin iit
▼: 1TS R34LLY NOT TH4T F4SC1N4T1NG
▼: K1ND OF S4D, 4CTU4LLY
▼: NOT P4TH3T1C-S4D
▼: BUT
▲: wwell you knoww
▼: S4D-S4D
▲: he u2ually acted liike he had a 2tiick up hii2 a22 wwhen he talked twwo eiither of my halve2
▲: wwhat'2 he 2ad about?
▼: YOU S4Y TH4T 4S 1F 1 DO NOT KNOW
▲: ju2t 2ayiin iit'2 hard for me twwo iimagiine
▼: W3LL 1T 1S V3RY W31RD
▲: oh
▲: wwell ii knoww all about wweiird noww...
▲: 2o... liike...howw 2o wweiird?
▼: W3LL 1 M34N
▼: H3S NOT 4NGRY 4BOUT TH1NGS TH4T MUCH
▼: H3S JUST
▲: wwoww
▼: 4GH 1TS W31RD, OK4Y
▲: iit'2 ju2t not the 2ame you're 2ayiin?
▼: Y34H
▲: ah
▲: yeah... wwhen 2ol and ed wwere dead... 2ome thiing2 wwere liike that twwo
▼: ... OK4Y DONT R3F3R TO YOURS3LF L1K3 TH4T JUST S4Y W3 OR SOM3TH1NG
▼: YOUR3 R34LLY CONFUS1NG M3 H3R3
▲: wwhy?
▲: ...oh
▲: 2orry
▼: L1K3 SUDD3NLY TH3YR3 S3P3R4T3 3NT1T13S WHO 4R3 NOT YOU 1N 4NY W4Y
▼: WH3N TH3Y 4R3
▼: 4ND
▼: 444GH
▲: wwell they kiind of aren't ...
▲: ii mean they are but....
▲: let2 ju2t 2ay outlook2 change and iidentiitiie2 melt twwogether wwhen you prototype twwo troll2 iinto one body
▲: liike a horriible gunk
▲: that'2 me
▼: TH1S WHOL3 D34L 1S QU1T3 ODD
▲: yeah iit ii2
▲: don't tell kkar about thii2....
▼: WONT T3LL 4 SOUL >:]
▲: iit'2 probably the one thiing he wwiill fliip hii2 2hiit about
▲: and not iin the good old wway
▼: Y34H, 1D 1M4G1N3 1TD B3 PR3TTY W31RD
▲: ii don't thiink he could take iit iif he found out
▼: PROB4BLY NOT
▲: 2ame wwiith aar or ffef eiither noww that ii thiink about iit
▼: W3LL 1 C4NT T3LL 31TH3R OF TH3M
▼: TH3YR3 K1ND OF NOT 4ROUND???
▲: wwell liike dream bubble2
▼: 4LR1GHT Y34H GOOD PO1NT
▲: ii mean wwe wwere all there at that 2tupiid party thiing
▼: P4RTY TH1NG?
▲: ... wwere you not a2leep then?
▼: 1 H4V3NT B33N DO1NG 4 TON OF TH4T L4T3LY, NO
▲: wwhere vvrii2 and that ffef giirl wwere goiin at iit?
▼: 1 GOT NOTH1N
▲: maybe that wwa2 an alternate you
▲: oh wwell
▼: SORRY, 1 TH1NK?
▲: no iit'2 fiine
▲: iit'2 not liike you mii22ed much
▲: ju2t twwo giirl troll2 2tartiin a fiight
▲: you knoww howw vvrii2 ii2
▼: Y3334H...
▲: 2ame old 2ame olf wwiith her iit 2eem2
▼: HM >:/
▲: 2o...anythiin el2e neediin addre22ed?
▼: NOT TH4T 1 C4N TH1NK OF
▲: alriight ii 2uppo2e... ii gue22 ii can try twwo get thii2 human twwo get off hii2 a22 then
▼: Y34H S3R1OUSLY DUD3, WHYR3 YOU W4ST1NG YOUR T1M3 T4LK1NG TO M3??
▼: YOU GOT SOM3 SH1T N33DS DO1N!!!!!
▲: becau2e he'2 wa2tiing miine
▲: 2o ii havve twwo do 2omethiin wwaiitiing for hii2 2tupiid a22
▼: 4H
▲: wwell ii 2uppo2e ii'll 2ee you later then
▼: M4YB3 SO
▲: maybe
▲: 2ee ya